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No.


NO.


I will not do something as stupid as leaving an open bottle of iced tea anywhere near my laptop like a retard because NO. 

I will NOT do anything that will result to the death of my laptop.


I'm not stupid.


Granted I almost DID before realizing just how fucking stupid that action IS.



Worship me for I just saved the life of a wonderful piece of technology.

A very EXPENSIVE wonderful piece of technology.


Money don't make themselves.

Ya' gotta' work hard for that shit.