Experienced my first massage in my entire 17 years of existing in this dying piece of rock and...it was VERY underwhelming.
I mean. I don't really know what I was expecting but...ehhh.
It was DEFINITELY a really, really weird experience though. I don't think anyone will ever get used to some stranger touching you all over. Ugh.
I know it's their job, they are trained professionals but...holy mother of breadsticks is the experience rEALLY WEIRD.
Just NO.